Omegle, Anyone?

Omegle is that website where you get to chat with people you don't know; complete strangers :D This is an ACTUAL Omegle adventure that happened to me, copied and pasted straight from the website, and color coded for your convenience :D!! And I thought I'd share it with my lovelies :3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I am you from the future
Stranger: I have an important message
You: dude, sweet :D
You: lol whats up, future me?
Stranger: Everything is horrible.
You: shit :/
Stranger: The girl has herpes. Stay away from her.
Stranger: Your baby will be the antichrist
You: Damn! I turn gay?!
Stranger: Hmm...no you have a sex change
You: WOAH. O.O
Stranger: I guess you haven't reach the point where you start questioning your self.
Stranger: I must have went to far back
You: what do I change my name to?
You: yea, back in the day of the nintendo wii and 400 pokemon :P
Stranger: Morgan. Because it's one of those name that can be a girl or guys name.
Stranger: wow only 400 pokemon?
Stranger: There is like 50,000 now
You: yea, I remember back in the day there was only 151
You: SHIT THATS ALOT TT-TT
Stranger: they had to change the theme from "you gotta catch them all" to "Just give up and gives your money".
You: lol I like the future me XD
You: this is great :P
You: is Zelda in the future?
Stranger: nope :(.
You: :(((
Stranger: Eventually there will be a war between the video game companies. It's pretty bad
Stranger: A lot of people die.
You: Oh noes!!!
You: who wins?
Stranger: only certain games made it
Stranger: Will we now have something call a WiiBo3
You: XD
You: oh great. I'm not even used to the wii :/
Stranger: You play video games like the matrix. But instead of plugging it into your head it goes in your butt.
You: oh wow XD That's horrible :P
Stranger: yeah it is.
You: Do they have Facebook in the future?
Stranger: No, they have bodybook.
You: XD XD
You: what about anime and all that crazy stuff?
Stranger: They are try to upgrade it to soulbook now but it ain't going to well
Stranger: Anime is actually real life now.
You: lol what year is that? O.o
Stranger: Cartoons and anime are about what life use to be like
Stranger: 5476489765894764897
Stranger: they find the cure for death
Stranger: that's how you are still alive
You: So....I guess we survived 2012 XD
Stranger: oh yeah that was a bunch of bullshit.
Stranger: Those Myan guys just ran out of rock
Stranger: that's what it stopped on 2012
You: ah :D
You: good XD
Stranger: Anymore questions?
You: nah, I'm good :)
Stranger: Alright, well remember stay away from the girl. Next election make sure not to elect Obama. His second term didn;t go over to well
You: I'm putting this conversation on facebook under my notes because I love it XD
Stranger: Good. Warn people!
You: I shall!!! :D